Customer Symbiosis - Thompson Gazelle Extended Leg Stance

12 May
2009

gazellathomsoni

Sometimes your office duties are expanded, requiring you to
engage in customer service. In such cases it is important to
remain detached, as cubicle workers have a tendency to be overly
generous, especially with returns or discounts. To dampen your
natural empathy, try the Thompson Gazelle Extended Leg
Stance. Symbolically distance yourself with a raised leg, and
extend one arm as if to accept coworker support. If you practice
this diligently your symbiosis should gradually diminish, but
excessive use may cause cramping.

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