The office with the coveted window usually becomes available
only with the retirement or death of a coworker, so being denied
this treasured piece of real estate can be a traumatic experience.
The only way to overcome this paralyzing distress is through
levitation, which requires both mental focus and physical control.
Concentrate your gaze, lift both arms, and rise, rise! Hover for
ten seconds, and then relax. As you slowly drift earthward release
your anguish. Repeat as needed.