With a brain the size of a walnut, the Boreal Chickadee does
little of interest to anyone. Nevertheless, this aptly named bird
provides both inspiration and diversion. As you raise your right
arm, breathe deeply through your left nostril and suck in a
torrent of office air. The arm is symbolic of a fast growing tree,
perhaps bamboo. Maintain this position until you feel interest
returning, but stop at the first sign of dizziness. You may be able
to maintain this posture all day by carefully positioning office
equipment nearby