You thought you had the best printer ever, but then you saw
the four-color, eighty-page per minute beauty in the payroll
office, and now you’re not so sure. Te department secretary has
a totally awesome LaserJet, and even the dot matrix classic in
the label making area is starting to look good. These are sure
signs of Printer Envy. As with most electronic fixations, the best
cure is to transfer your attention to something else. Assume a
comfortable desk position and embrace your new friend. Oh
my—that’s a nice one.