While your coworkers argue about the temperature settings, you
are the one who suffers. One person sets the thermostat to sixty,
and another bumps it up to eighty. Ten the cycle repeats. You
are left confused and cold. Or hot. Unfortunately, you live in a
world of climactic chaos, you don’t know what to do, and Thermal
Uncertainty Disorder is the result. Your only recourse is the
Band-Tailed Pigeon Fan Stance. Perhaps when your coworkers
see how desperate you are they’ll finally stop the madness.