Archive for June, 2009

Thermal Uncertainty Disorder - Band-Tailed Pigeon Fan Stance

23, Jun 2009

While your coworkers argue about the temperature settings, you
are the one who suffers. One person sets the thermostat to sixty,
and another bumps it up to eighty. Ten the cycle repeats. You
are left confused and cold. Or hot. Unfortunately, you live in a
world of climactic chaos, you don’t know what to do, and [...]

Severe Control Sensitivity - Walnut Caterpillar Pressing Earth Posture

18, Jun 2009

There are many rules that we must follow without question,
but some seem designed to simply impose control for control’s
sake. Tis can be literally maddening. If you feel like a pawn in
the wacky world of corporate domination, then you may have
developed Severe Control Sensitivity. While you can do [...]

Cubicle Claustrophobia - Evening Grosbeak Cube Position

16, Jun 2009

New office workers waste a lot of time trying to adjust to the
small space available in most cubicles. Americans have grown
up with a super-size mentality, and the super-small square
footage they are assigned for eight hours [...]

Printer Envy - Northern Fur Seal Sheltering Arms Position

11, Jun 2009

You thought you had the best printer ever, but then you saw
the four-color, eighty-page per minute beauty in the payroll
office, and now you’re not so sure. Te department secretary has
a totally awesome LaserJet, and [...]

Music Download Fatigue - Coast Mole Cave Posture

9, Jun 2009

Music downloads are great for productivity, but waiting for
free tune providers to deliver the goods can be exhausting. To
prepare for your next grueling session, climb beneath your desk
and assume the Coast Mole Cave Posture. Gently rest your head
on your computer, and [...]


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