Posts Tagged ‘book’

Tune Proximity Aversion - Rusty Blackbird Indexed Ear Position

21, May 2009

It is human nature to scorn music chosen by others. Perhaps
this is why musical appreciation seldom survives a cubicle wall.
Fortunately, the human brain can be trained to filter out unwanted
melodies, although it takes rigorous training. Start with the
Rusty Blackbird Indexed Ear [...]

Acquired Window Deficiency- Side-blotched Lizard Float Position

14, May 2009

The office with the coveted window usually becomes available
only with the retirement or death of a coworker, so being denied
this treasured piece of real estate can be a traumatic experience.
The only way to overcome this paralyzing distress is through
levitation, which requires both mental focus and [...]

Boredom - Boreal Chickadee Inverted Chair Position

7, May 2009

With a brain the size of a walnut, the Boreal Chickadee does
little of interest to anyone. Nevertheless, this aptly named bird
provides both inspiration and diversion. As you raise your right
arm, breathe deeply through your left nostril and suck in a
torrent [...]

Keyboard Sensitivity Disorder - Pileated Woodpecker Sedentary Position

5, May 2009

The Pileated Woodpecker is renowned for its pecking, much
like your neighbor’s relentless keyboard clicking. To drive this
incessant din from your mind requires studied practice, a steady
hand, and patience. When you can no longer bear the racket,
clear the edge of your [...]


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